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Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster Review

Our friends over at Pangea Brands sent us their Darth Vader toaster to check out! Riley and I, and Teresa’s (of our own Star Wars Bookworms) Ewoks, whom I’m babysitting, had way too much fun testing it and making Star Wars toast!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Firstly I have to say that Ewoks, while incredibly cute, can be kind of terrifying. You get the feeling that they eat the Stormtroopers they cross paths with (where else would that get all that bone jewelry!?), so you have to keep them entertained and well fed when babysitting them. If you do that, they make wonderful, adorable house-guests, and if not, well, let’s just say I don’t take chances. So Teresa’s Ewoks (I’m their unofficial Auntie Bethany) had to get in on the fun.

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They made very short work of the sandwich.

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As described on their site, this toaster will make a “striking addition to any kitchen counter.” Unsurprising, as Darth Vader is quite proficient at ‘striking’ terror into the hearts of friend and foe alike. It is made of heavy duty black plastic, with the inside being metal. It arrived quite well and safely packaged, and I opened it quite eagerly!

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It came in it’s own box with instructions (which I was too excited to read at first), and I was able to start using the toaster immediately.

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The toaster has a turning knob at the back allowing you to choose how dark or light you want the toast (or waffles, frozen pancakes, hamburger buns or English muffins) to turn out.

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The toast turned out quite well, and more clearly than the picture above that I took shows (the picture is a little blurry, and I like my toast pretty lightly done). Here’s a picture from Pangea’s website:

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The toaster itself weighs just over four pounds, and measures 12″ X 10.7″ X 8.4″. Some further details are listed below:

• Toasts: Bread, Waffles, English Muffins, or Toaster Pastry
• Compact Two-Slice Toaster with Cool-Touch Housing Reheat, Defrost, and Quick Stop Function
• Adjustable Thermostat
• Automatic Manual Switch-Off
• Removable Crumb Tray for Easy Cleaning
• Power Supply: 110-120V 60Hz 570-680W
• Officially Licensed

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The toaster is very well detailed, and appears and is shaped very much like Darth Vader’s helmet, which surprised me a little because, well, toaster…. Toasters don’t seem very congruous to the shape of a helmet, but I was wrong!

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“Care for some toast Oh Imperial Officer?”

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Me enjoying a day of sunshine, a new haircut, Star Wars toast, and working on Star Wars Report stuff (followed by swimming in the pool in the background). All in all, this is a really fun kitchen addition for any Star Wars fan, worked quite well, and looks surprisingly well detailed! The Darth Vader toaster can be purchased here.

~ Bethany Blanton

Greedo Shooting First Makes Sense

By Bruce Gibson

A big controversy within Star Wars fandom is how the Special Edition changed the anti-hero portrayal of Han Solo.  Before George Lucas made his 1997 alterations, Han shot Greedo before the Rodian even pulled the trigger.  In the Special Edition, Greedo shoots Han first, which actually improves Greedo’s characterization as a more ruthless bounty hunter who isn’t hesitant to shoot in public.  But I contend that this scene alteration may also improve both Han and Greedo’s portrayal in “A New Hope” and fits in better with “The Empire Strikes Back.”  You heard me; this scene works for Han.

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Before we can examine Han, we must first ponder a big change made to Greedo.  He shoots and misses Han.  Now how can anyone possibly miss shooting someone sitting a few feet in front of him?  Was Greedo a former stormtrooper since only they can be “so precise”?  If Greedo is that bad of a shot, he should be thrown out of the “Bounty Hunters Members Only Club,” and Jabba should reevaluate his associates.  Jabba the Hutt would never associate with a bounty hunter who wasn’t worth his salt.

Arguably, I doubt that George Lucas’ intentions were to weaken these two characters in the Special Edition.  So let’s look at this scene with the best of intentions that both Han and Greedo are indeed ruthless scoundrels who are at the top of their game.

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In the cantina scene, Greedo points his weapon at Han and mentions there is a bounty on his head from Jabba.  He makes idle threats to Han that he will kill him, but Greedo must know that financially Han’s only real value is to be brought to Jabba alive.  The crime lord must want to taunt and torture Han if he can’t collect the monies owed to him.  So, we must conclude that Greedo has no plans to kill Han since his corpse is of no value to Jabba.

HAN
You sent Greedo to blast me.

JABBA
(mock surprise)
Han, why you’re the best smuggler in
the business. You’re too valuable to
fry. He was only relaying my concern
at your delays. He wasn’t going to
blast you.

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Although Han tells Jabba otherwise, I think he does believe that Greedo would not kill him. Han is a smart cookie and a shrewd scoundrel, so he must know that Jabba would want him alive. He knows that Greedo would never kill him if he wants to be paid handsomely.

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This theory is also supported in “The Empire Strikes Back” when Boba Fett, working in sync with Darth Vader, is on a quest for that same bounty to capture Han Solo.  Fett tells Vader in Cloud City, “He’s no good to me dead.”  That’s a key phrase in the saga’s continuity because it means Jabba’s price on Han’s head is based on being captured alive.  Yes, Han must be delivered to Jabba as live goods.

In “A New Hope,” Han is cunning and would rather kill Greedo before being captured.  So instead of shooting first, Han slowly pulls out his blaster and waits for the right opportunity to make his move.  Try to understand that Han could be perceived as being more calculating in this film version.  He’s using his keen eyesight to notice that the barrel of Greedo’s gun is not pointed directly at his head.  Look at this scene again, and you’ll see that Greedo’s aim looks a little off within those long fingers.  Han would notice this too.

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Han Solo slowly reaches for his gun under the table.

GREEDO
You can tell that to Jabba. He may
only take your ship.

HAN
Over my dead body.

GREEDO
That’s the idea. I’ve been looking
forward to killing you for a long
time.

HAN
Yes, I’ll bet you have.

Han knows Greedo is toying with him and will not kill him.  He’s prepared to see Greedo make his dummy shot as a bold threat to get Han to comply.  It’s like in the old westerns when a cowboy shoots at someone’s feet to get them to comply or foolishly dance.  Han will have a justified reason to retaliate in broad daylight thus giving the public perception that his shot was a defensive maneuver.  No questions asked from the peanut gallery.

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Greedo shoots the wall beside Han’s head.  And, in a blink of an eye, Greedo falls forward dead on the table.  Because of Greedo’s foolish threatening action, Han sentenced him to death and shot him down.  Greedo gave him reason and didn’t see the shot coming from Han’s hidden blaster.

So Han is still a cold-blooded killer in the Special Edition because when he shoots, he knows that if and when Greedo shoots, he is not going to kill Han.  This is in opposition to the 1977 version where we originally perceived Greedo’s mission was to kill Han.  But both film versions, no matter how this scene plays out, Han is determined to shoot and kill Greedo.  It wasn’t in self-defense or to avoid a missed shot.  It was to take him down once and for all.

Personally, I don’t think this scene in the Special Edition is any better than the original version.  I also don’t think it strips Han of his cunning ruthlessness.  The Special Edition is here to stay, and I’m presenting “a certain point of view” that may help people to view this scene less negatively and make it more palatable.  Han’s character portrayal in the beginning of this story still remains rebellious, and he still has a journey to become a moral hero.

Star Wars Weekends Parade

This past weekend I attended the final 2015 Disney’s Star Wars Weekends at Walt Disney World! It was a fantastic experience as usual, and I had a lot of fun experiencing Disney, going to panels with Star Wars guests, and hanging out with friends, family, and fellow fans, podcasters, and bloggers! At each Star Wars weekend, they have a parade in the mornings with a strong 501st and Rebel Legion presence, and the main Star Wars guests and hosts in attendance that weekend. This year I had the pleasure of watching the parade with my sister and brother-in-law who had never been to a Star Wars weekend, and of course with a number of fellow bloggers and podcasters in a location with a great view of the parade. Without further ado, here are photos from the parade!

Me waiting for the parade to start with Brian and Nanci of Tosche Station.

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ThinkGeek’s May 4th Star Wars Deals

Hey all!

The folks over at ThinkGeek wanted us to make sure everyone got the word about some of their Star Wars deals tomorrow, May 4th!

  • 20% off all Star Wars products on ThinkGeek–including Exclusives!: 5/1 to 5/4
  • Free Limited Edition May the Fourth Pin when you buy $20+ of Star Wars items: 5/1 to 5/7
  • Visit this page for all things Star Wars… http://www.thinkgeek.com/star-wars/

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~ Bethany Blanton

Women in Star Wars

Women in Star Wars Around the Web

What promises to be a fantastic year in Star Wars fandom is off to great start in January and the women of Star Wars have already been getting the party started.

Over on the official site Amy Ratcliffe gave a great intro to the 7 Topics Star Wars Fans Love to Debate. Meanwhile host of Rebels Recon and social media correspondent for starwars.com, Andi Gutierrez, has started a new feature on the site called Social Scanner. It’s a peek into her favorite social media posts throughout the week with a new edition posting every Friday. It’s a great way to feature fans.

The cover was revealed for the upcoming Ultimate Star Wars – a guide to characters, creatures, locations, technology, and vehicles of the Star Wars universe. This book comes out in May and was written by Fangirls Going Rogue Host Tricia Barr as well as Adam Bray, Ryder Windham, and Dan Wallace.

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