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TFA Retrospective Part 1 – SWBTF #196

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On Rebels, The Inquisitors Perfect The Menacing Crawl

… which is a yoga position, if I’m not much mistaken.

Quick note: this is not a full review. If you want that, cool, but here we take a few things for closer inspection. Best read after your viewing and taken with crackers, SPOILERS from here on out.

In this week’s episode of Rebels, entitled Shroud of Darkness, we see our three Jedi (or Jedi-adjacent*) Kanan, Ezra and Ahsoka enter the Jedi Temple on Lothal to communicate with Yoda, who’s still on Dagobah. Just go with it, it totally made sense in the episode.

*I do not apologise at all for this.

No joke this time around. Just marveling at the design on show.

Though those visions were most interesting, first I’d like to discuss something that’s been bugging me.

The Inquisitors

Minimised as this picture is, it looks like the Inquisitors are surrounded by hearts. How cute. Little hearts of death.

This episode saw the return of several characters from the first series: Yoda of course, but also The Grand Inquisitor, in a reveal that definitely wasn’t greeted with an ‘I called it’ dance from me. What? That’s totally a thing! A thing that I don’t do, so forget I mentioned it. Anyhoo, not only did he return, but he did so in style, and brought all the characterisation and back-story that was missing from the first series. For it turns out that he was once a Jedi and one of the Temple Guards. Quite why Palpatine would want his Inquisitors to be led by a guard who let Order 66 and Operation Knightfall (I would have gone with Night of the Long Sabers, personally) happen on his watch is beyond me, but hey ho. I’m not an Emperor of an entirely made up galaxy, so what would I know?

Actually, I'm Emperor of a vast and fearsome colony of ants. Why are you laughing?

Actually, I’m Emperor of a vast and fearsome colony of ants. What? Why are you laughing?

Last week saw some much needed depth breathed into Agent Kallus, and this show has, in my opinion, given some great defining character moments for otherwise amorphous and forgettable Imperial underlings. Now we see some intriguing back-story to the Grand Inquisitor. Which for me raised the question: are we going to have to wait until these Inquisitors are dead before we learn anything about them?

Here’s what we know: They’re named in a seemingly hierarchical structure which also suggests that they’re brought up in some sort of family environment (whether natural or artificial, we don’t know). They work extremely well together, despite their competitive natures. And they … walk very very slowly and very very menacingly. I could add a few more ‘verys’ just to make that list longer, but that’s pretty much it. This isn’t exactly an improvement on what we know about the Grand Inquisitor – or Big Inky, as he is known on the street.

This is not what I had in mind when I googled 'big ink'.

This is not what I had in mind when I googled ‘big ink’.

And this is one of the main failings of the show for me. In the show, they’re portrayed as implacable foes that are nigh impossible for our Spectres to defeat and who turn up at the worst possible moment to mess up the rebellions’ plans – and that’s it. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a lot to say for having great unknown evils lurking about in your story, simply because that aforementioned great unknown adds to the fear and terror that their mere presence can instil. But there does come a point when something, anything – I’d take throwaway dialogue at this point – is needed that fleshes out your villains from two dimensional boogeymen into truly memorable and strong characters. And there does also come a point where sacrificing character depth in favour of unknown terror starts to turn against you and begins to actively harm the story you’re trying to tell. Nothing quite undermines your heroes’ victory over the baddies when the viewer thinks ‘well that’s them sorted, who’s the next Inquisitor going to be?’ I’m not saying we’re there yet*, in large part because they haven’t featured too heavily in this series. But we are nearing the end of the second series, so now might be a good time to think about adding in some layers to various neglected characters *conspicuouslycoughsHera*.

*I took a poll when you weren’t looking. That serves you right for not checking your junk mail.

Unless they’re actually dead, in which case: that’s them sorted. Who’s the next Inquisitor going to be? I vote for Anthony Stewart Head.

Oh gods please make that happen!

Oh gods please make that happen!

Forget The Old Way

I fell asleep. This is Ezra, right?

The trial of Ezra Bridger saw Yoda proffering little nuggets of wisdom like a little wisdom Pez dispenser, to help Ezra understand how to grow to be a Jedi and what that means in these turbulent times. It seems fairly straightforward, yet the scene left me somewhat confused; I didn’t get such a good read on it. So if I may, I have a question for you: who failed that trial, Ezra or Yoda?

Where the show has currently failed the Inquisitors in approaching them as fleshed out characters, they very much succeeded with Yoda. Granted, that little green Pez wisdom dispenser is an already established character, and this team has had experience writing for him on Rebels’ spiritual predecessor, The Clone Wars. But that doesn’t negate the good work they’ve done – that being how they’ve made Yoda as not just an instructor for Ezra, but a person needing their own test as well, and a person bringing their own baggage to the conversation, rather than just being there for something else. This is a common short-falling for storytellers the world over, rather than operate on the assumption that each character is, essentially, a real person and the hero of their own story – that they have their own lives, goals and needs, and that one life-altering conversation for one person may just be a Tuesday for them.

So what is it that Yoda’s bringing to the table here, and why does he need a test? Why do I believe he is even being tested in the first place? Good questions all, if I do say so myself. To answer the first: Yoda doesn’t seem to be answering Ezra’s questions all that well. At first, he seems to understand what’s needed of him, yet coaches his answers in the frame of reminiscing on times gone by and lamenting the past, i.e. discussing events that are more important and more well known to Yoda than to Ezra. This quickly puts Ezra at a disadvantage, and since Yoda’s had 800 odd years of teaching young Jedi-in-waiting, you’d think he’d be cognizant of this fact. (To veer off quickly, I did love this conversation: it felt like both characters were having two entirely different conversations while they were conversing to each other. That’s very hard to write and if the writers had intended this then I applaud them for it.) To return to my original point, it seems that Yoda has become too wrapped up in the past, in the old way, to understand that Ezra is being a Jedi in an entirely new way. Perhaps more: that an entirely new way is needed for the Jedi altogether. Yet it appears that Yoda is doubling down on the Jedi ways of old, somewhat forgetting that that had a large hand in their downfall in the first place.

To answer the second and third questions – because those two are intertwined – is because it makes narrative sense to do so. As I’ve said, writers tend to treat secondary characters as just foils for the main character to explore their faults. This is bad. Instead, we should think of secondary characters as heroes. Following that line of thought let’s pretend it’s The Yoda Show instead and that our Spectres are merely guest stars.

In this episode, Yoda has been exiled to the swamp planet of Dagobah. Years go by as he waits to become relevant to the galaxy again. Always waiting until he can become a teacher again – to the galaxy’s new hope, Luke Skywalker. But as time passes he fears that he won’t be as on form as he used to be, back in the golden age of the Jedi and the Republic. After all, he’s been a teacher all his life and has never gone so long without teaching (that decade spent meditating with the silent Jedi monks of Malastare and the week-long-turned-two-year-long furlough on Nar Shaddaa don’t count). He needs a little test, just to make sure his skills are still sharp. So when he’s contacted by a fledgeling Jedi in the form of Ezra Bridger he spies his chance. This is it, he thinks. A quick lesson on the basics and everything will be fine. Wait, what’s this? He’s already decided to fight? That’s … not what he had in mind. He had a whole speech planned out. About the Clone Wars. About Order 66. He’d made puppets.

Ah, he thinks. And in a moment of deep insight that takes even old Yoda aback, he realises that perhaps he’s been going about this the wrong way. Upon realising this, he sends Ezra on his way with some pertinent information before going off have a long hard think. Perhaps, he concludes, he needed that. He’d forgotten that this Luke Skyflier or, or, Luke Starkiller or whatever his name is, would probably not have been raised in the Jedi way and moreover that he’d likely have similar inclinations as this Ezra boy, too. It might be worth it to have a little rethinking of his teaching plan. Do away with the puppets, for a start. Some brisk jogging could help, and he’d get to see some parts of the swamp that he hadn’t been able to visit since he’d landed, so that’d be nice. ‘And, and,’ he would say, ‘I wonder where I left that cave?’

Michael Dare

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Hold up, Hold up. Dubrovnik?! – SWR#213

How did Han earn a Life Debt from Chewie? What’s going on at Dubrovnik? Daisy Ridley says she wasn’t a Solo? And the Shroud of Darkness…. All this and more! All on this week’s episode of the Star Wars Report Podcast!

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On Rebels, The Mutton-Chopped Tinman Gets A Heart

Quick note: this is not a full review, but rather a closer look at several aspects of each episode (with the presumption that you’ve also seen it). As always, SPOILERS from here on out.

On this episode of Rebels, entitled The Honorable Ones,  Agent Kallus – he of the mutton chops and the cool helmet – gains some much needed attention and deepening of character. Or put another way: he’s trying really really hard at this evilling business but is really just a doe-eyed softie and also can I hug him yet?

The Lasat version of hugging it out, apparently.

As much as I loved the episode, it was mostly one I’ve seen before-in countless other TV shows (I won’t list them, I’m sure you can provide your own list): plopping the antagonist into a locked room with (one of) our heroes, where they must set aside their differences in order to escape, during which time our hero learns that the bad guy isn’t all that bad. That he is, say, an actual human being with thoughts and feelings of his own. Almost like, I don’t know, an actual person?

‘Admit it! Say I’m a real boy!’

It’s all very rote, but I don’t mean that as a negative. Sure, it’d be nice to have more variety on the telly, but I’ll happily accept the same thing done very well (why hello, The Force Awakens). So today I’d like to highlight several scenes that I’ve seen pop up in other shows.

‘You’ll Get A Fair Trial’

Which is probably the safest thing to say when on the wrong end of a gun.

Crashed on an icy moon, Zeb and Kallus must quickly hitch a ride off of that rock before they freeze. Unfortunately, the only device they have to call for a space taxi is an Imperial transponder. Use that and the Empire will come knocking very quickly. Zeb, naturally, isn’t willing to do so, but Kallus tries to persuade him to do so by assuring him that he’ll ‘get a trial’. Zeb doesn’t think much of this – and the implication being that we, the viewers wouldn’t either, probably collectively uttering ‘oh you sweet summer child’ at Kallus’ naivete. But listen closely to what he says. Or rather, what he doesn’t.

I started this segment with the phrase ‘you’ll get a fair trial’ not because I misremembered the line* but because this is typically what is uttered in similar situations. It’s something said by both heroes and villains alike, depending on who’s in authority, and is usually all that needs to be said in the given situation. But there are some things missing in this instance: the fair bit. Why? This may be reading too much into it (have we met?), but I couldn’t help but notice that Kallus over-pronounced the last word-as if, say, he had been intending to add that little but important word but caught himself at the last moment and overcompensated.

*Well, not entirely.

There could be a number of things to explain this. Maybe David Oyelowo himself intended to say that but remembered just in time. Perhaps Oyelowo was injecting a twinge of pain into Kallus’ voice, or perhaps it was the cold. Maybe it’s just something entirely unintended. Or maybe Oyelowo realised, too, that Kallus, as blind as he was to the injustices perpetrated by his own Empire, knew just enough to know that Zeb’s trial would be anything but fair. Given the glimpses into his character later in the episode, I think this could be reasonably assumed.

But to move on, notice how he also doesn’t list Zeb’s crimes. In other shows, as here, this would be easily understood simply because we’d know from seeing the crimes leading up to that moment (what with Zeb spending the last year or two blowing up Imps for our viewing pleasure). And true enough this is what Kallus meant; but it’s clear that these two characters are not on the same page. Notice how Zeb quickly changes the focus onto his species. Of course it wouldn’t go well, it never does for Lasat, he says, because he’s guilty simply of being a Lasat. It’s a not very subtle stab at Kallus, admittedly, but it perfectly sets up, as a very gentle reminder, the later argument and revelation of Kallus’ boasting-to put it delicately.

Now look at the scene on a broader level: in other shows, heroes say it because it’s the right thing to do. Villains say it to get the hero in prison. For Kallus it’s a mixture of both – on top of pure self-preservation. He wants to survive, and the quickest way of doing that is to get Zeb to cooperate. But more than that, despite later alluding to having some misgivings about the Empire, he’s still loyal and still believes that they are what’s best for the galaxy. He honestly believes he’s the hero of this story! And that’s despite being a genocidal maniac – or rather, pretending to be. How messed up do you have to be, how much doublethink is going on in your head, to hold both those beliefs as true?


DON’T WORRY KALLUS, I SHALL GIVE YOU A HUG. And maybe some posters, because yeesh.

Our hero and villain part ways amiably, sometimes even warmly (which this show had to take literally) and the episode ends with a long parting shot of one or the other in a place of isolation, with the person most likely striking a pose of thoughtfulness or melancholy. Again I’m not describing the scene shown above, but rather painting, in broad strokes, similar scenes in TV shows the world over. How does this one stack up?

Well, yes, it does fit strikingly well into that mold, but it does it beyond the standard sad music/relying on us to have the sympathetic gut reaction at seeing a lonely person. We do of course have the moment of personal despondency, but it’s notable because it adds an extra layer to it. It shows, in a way that thankfully doesn’t make his pain about something or someone else*, just how uncaring the Empire is. Not necessarily in an evil way – but in an everyday way that leads to evil.

*Which is both problematic in and of itself as well as on a purely technical storytelling level.

It shows one of the key differences between the Empire and the rebels. Whereas the rebels are all warm a fluffy, the Empire barely notices that you’re gone. When Kallus, who appears to be fairly high ranking-enough to talk to an admiral seemingly on equal footing-is barely acknowledged, that offers us a glimpse as to how large that Empire is, and how small a cog* Agent Kallus truly is.

*Yes, I did mean cog, get your mind out of the gutters.

And though it does again demonstrate the evilness (evility?) of the Empire, that scale is the more important thing. Kallus’ time in the cave (smart, Rebels) had the potential to be life-altering. I don’t mean that in terms of occupation or what side of the war he’s on, but on the smaller, yet still important, scale of Kallus’ mind. This could severely alter his outlook on the Empire and how he acts from this moment forth. And this slight changing of his mindset would naturally be a Big Thing to him – and yet for the rest of the Empire his sojourn barely amounts to an ‘oh, were you gone?’. How is he going to take that?


It was fantastic to get a large fleshing out of his character with this episode, and the personal implications make me excited for what’s to come. Again, I don’t mean the possibility of Kallus becoming a rebel. I mean something much better, because looking back, Kallus’ actions have by and large been above board and this change will hopefully mean that our Spectres will get to face a worthy foe: a truly honourable Imperial.

Michael Dare

Drones, Rogues, and Releases – SWR #212

Bethany’s back from Bothan Spymaster Training! Disney announces Blu-Ray Bonus features, deleted scenes, and more, Rogue One details, Ep 8 to be guarded by drones? All this and more! All on this week’s episode of the Star Wars Report Podcast!


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